Here is my boy John Mayer using an opportunity to make fun of Sasha Baron Cohen and US Weekly at the same time. John is a fine guitarist as well. At some points he reminds me of the legendary Stevie Ray Vaughn, and his humor is a 9 out of 10 on my respectability level. He is dating a solid dame in Jennifer Aniston, and he drives a Benz....... With all this said, I am watching his newest concert film "Where the Light is" on this Monday night, and I have found a dent in the armor of J Mayer............ Not a gaping hole, but a decent sized dent........
No offense to ya John..........OK..........A little offense........ You own a miniature Yorke that I'm watching you drive with between your legs..... Sorry JMay, but y'er coming off a little West Hollywood/Paris Hilton to me big boy. Why don't you man up, and get a MAN'S Mutt like a German Shepard, Boxer, or some type of 100 lb LAB. Miniature Yorke?! I'm gonna have to punch not only one hole in your man card, but maybe 4. WHAT ........THE.........HELL.........??
I love ya brother, but do you need a soy, chai, non-fat latte to go with your I love "The Hills", spray tanning BFF way of life?!!!
You're better than that SON!!............... Man up, get a boxer and some Coors!!............
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